so let's talk penis.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
