3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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