so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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