I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Randomize
