question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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