Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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