this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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