y did u give ur computer a hand job?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize