Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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