Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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