I hate all girls vehemently.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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