We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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