So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He is an equal opportunity slut.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He passed out mid-signature
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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