dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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