I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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