Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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