last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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