My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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