i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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