# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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