Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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