belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Success! We fucked roommates!
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