I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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