she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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