Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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