i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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