David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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