hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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