I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she smelled like a LAN party
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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