She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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