Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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