Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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