We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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