these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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