i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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