Sponge bath it is.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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