it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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