i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
