he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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