What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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