What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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