Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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