im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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