YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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