I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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