My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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