If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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