I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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