My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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