Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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